Me:Reggaeton is the worst thing to come out of the New World since syphilis.
Drew:I live in a very Hispanic neighborhood in Chicago. Don't even talk about that shit to me.
Me:Why couldn't Michael Vick run into Pitbull?
Drew:God DAMN. You win.
Me:I still think that a man who holds an injured dog's head under water while cackling maniacally is the only person in the world who makes Donovan McNabb look like a decent person.
