Sublime Surprise

Bama would be the Jock that is always pretty big, but has to make up stories about how he was being tackled by 3 guys in the backfield before he threw the 60 yard perfect spiral for a TD to win the game, when in reality he just threw a 3 yard screen pass.  Arkansas is kid that everyone knows, but can’t remember their name.  Auburn is the hippy kid that acts they don’t care about what people are saying about the jock, but in reality, it eats them up on the inside.  Florida is the stoner that somehow always ends up with the good looking girl, prior to his arrest.  Georgia is that kid that always complains that the teachers hate him, and are unfairly singling him out.  Kentucky is the fat kid no one likes.  LSU is the gangsta that loves to beat people up on the playground, but everyone is too scared to tell on him.  Ole Miss is that homely little girl that wishes she could be pretty enough to be noticed by any of the boys in her class.  Mississippi State is that fun loving guy that is all the girls “best friend.”  South Carolina is the kid that talks about all the stuff he did over the summer, but in reality he just sat home and played atari.  Tennessee is the kid that was hot stuff in middle school, then broke out in Acne once he hit 9th grade and no one talks to anymore.  Vandy is that really really smart kid, that when provoked enough will punch you in the nose and beat the crap out of you