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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Sublime Surprise</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @danielgreen)</generator><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lze4yt6qZU1qa5ijvo1_100.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/17609809605</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/17609809605</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:11:17 -0600</pubDate><category>Boss Hog</category><category>Razorbacks</category><category>Arkansas</category><category>University of Arkansas</category><category>SEC</category></item><item><title>The Smallest Bit Helps (click)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wfwicongo.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=491673&amp;lis=1&amp;kntae491673=A9718AF5449E43FEAA7C7F60FA2E9FDC&amp;supId=349565299&amp;emaillogid=5322206769"&gt;The Smallest Bit Helps (click)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;So, my friend &lt;/span&gt;Megan&lt;span&gt; is participating in the Cherry Blossom 10-mile run to raise funds for Run for Congo Women. A 501(c)(3) organization, funds raised will help women in the DRC who have lost everything with direct financial assis&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;tance, job skills training, rights awareness education, and the resources to find the stability and self-sufficiency they need to get back on their feet. The smallest contribution will help. If you can’t contribute, at least reblog.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16799340362</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16799340362</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:08:00 -0600</pubDate><category>DRC</category><category>Congo</category><category>Charity</category><category>fundraising</category><category>NGO</category><category>501(c)(3)</category><category>women</category><category>aid</category></item><item><title>A Conversation About Reagan At The Berlin Wall</title><description>Me: I have to interview the guy who wrote "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall" tomorrow. PRESSURE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV TEAR DA CLUB UP&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV WATCH THE THRONE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV GO SUPER SAIYAN&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV RELEASE THE KRAKEN&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV HOW'S ABOUT A PIECE OF PIE DING DONG DING DONG&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV SHE WON'T LIVE FOREVER BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DOES&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV THEY PEED ON YOUR RUG DUDE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV AS FAR BACK AS I COULD REMEMBER I WANTED TO BE A GANGSTER&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV THATS LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me:MR GORBACHEV COME IN HERE DEAR BOY HAVE A CIGAR YOU'RE GOING TO GO FAR&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV JUMP AROUND JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIGHT&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: MR GORBACHEV C C C COMBO BREAKER&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Drew: MR GORBACHEV ITS-A ME MARIO</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16739693017</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16739693017</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:59:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Ronald Reagan</category><category>Berlin</category><category>Berlin Wall</category><category>Jay-Z</category><category>Kanye</category><category>Dragonball Z</category><category>Misfits</category><category>Pirates of the Caribbean</category><category>Ween</category><category>Blade Runner</category><category>Terminator</category><category>SNL</category><category>Batman</category><category>Pulp Fiction</category><category>Pink Floyd</category><category>Fantastic 4</category><category>Big Lebowski</category></item><item><title>petervidani:

STOP PIPA AND SOPA
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk9v7uOMZ1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.petervidani.com/post/16062266370/stop-pipa-and-sopa" target="_blank"&gt;petervidani&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/sopa-pipa/" target="_blank"&gt;STOP PIPA AND SOPA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16065437047</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/16065437047</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:40:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>What he said.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtgpbh8hS1qa5ijvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What he said.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15859158550</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15859158550</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:41:35 -0600</pubDate><category>Brady</category><category>Tebow</category><category>Patriots</category><category>Broncos</category><category>NFL</category><category>Playoffs</category><category>No win scenario</category><category>Sophie's Choice jokes ftw</category><category>Like in Frisky Dingo</category></item><item><title>One of these folks is not like the others…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxqw34YsCD1qa5ijvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of these folks is not like the others…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15778194323</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15778194323</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:21:04 -0600</pubDate><category>China</category><category>iphone 4s</category><category>apple</category><category>tech</category><category>pic</category><category>photo</category></item><item><title>Puja: Morning. What is your day like?&#13;</title><description>Puja: Morning. What is your day like?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Clear blue skies. Snow on the ground.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Puja: No snow here [in Kathmandu], but it's cold. No central heat, no lights.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Rolling blackout?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Puja: Yeah. #thirdworldproblems&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15777634191</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15777634191</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:04:36 -0600</pubDate><category>Kathmandu</category><category>Denver</category><category>Nepal</category><category>Colorado</category><category>snow</category><category>cold</category><category>weather</category><category>power</category><category>third world problems</category></item><item><title>Way too much camo on BBC tonight.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpwjvjkZP1qa5ijvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Way too much camo on BBC tonight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15758358447</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15758358447</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:33:31 -0600</pubDate><category>Camo</category><category>Armed Forces</category><category>Japan</category><category>Bradley Manning</category><category>Afghanistan</category><category>camo</category><category>BDU</category><category>BBC</category></item><item><title>"And how do our foreign guests feel about conservative accusations that Obama is a socialist?..."</title><description>“And how do our foreign guests feel about conservative accusations that Obama is a socialist? “That’s laughable, really laughable,” Strauss said. “It doesn’t make any sense, it’s not a good criticism of Obama and it shows they don’t understand Obama at all. You may think he’s on the wrong path to ensuring those things and that he has wrong ideas but that he says, ‘Oh it’s a great morning today, the sun is shining over the rose garden, let’s go kill some jobs!’ is ridiculous.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.gq.com/news-politics/blogs/death-race/2012/01/european-socialists-at-romney-event-say-obama-is-no-european-style-socialist.html#ixzz1izc3eHVf" target="_blank"&gt;GQ: European Socialists at Romney Event Say Obama is no European-Style Socialist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15577102188</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15577102188</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:56:56 -0600</pubDate><category>obama</category><category>politics</category><category>socialism</category><category>Europe</category><category>GQ</category><category>GOP</category><category>Romney</category><category>New Hampshire</category></item><item><title>Found on StumbleUpon</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;pre&gt;SOPA Emergency IP list:         &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        tumblr.com 174.121.194.34&lt;br/&gt;        wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # News&lt;br/&gt;        bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131&lt;br/&gt;        aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Social media&lt;br/&gt;        reddit.com 72.247.244.88&lt;br/&gt;        imgur.com 173.231.140.219&lt;br/&gt;        google.com 74.125.157.99&lt;br/&gt;        youtube.com 74.125.65.91&lt;br/&gt;        yahoo.com 98.137.149.56&lt;br/&gt;        hotmail.com 65.55.72.135&lt;br/&gt;        bing.com 65.55.175.254&lt;br/&gt;        digg.com 64.191.203.30&lt;br/&gt;        theonion.com 97.107.137.164&lt;br/&gt;        hush.com 65.39.178.43&lt;br/&gt;        gamespot.com 216.239.113.172&lt;br/&gt;        ign.com 69.10.25.46&lt;br/&gt;        cracked.com 98.124.248.77&lt;br/&gt;        sidereel.com 144.198.29.112&lt;br/&gt;        github.com 207.97.227.239&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Torrent sites&lt;br/&gt;        thepiratebay.org 194.71.107.15&lt;br/&gt;        mininova.com 80.94.76.5&lt;br/&gt;        btjunkie.com 93.158.65.211&lt;br/&gt;        demonoid.com 62.149.24.66&lt;br/&gt;        demonoid.me 62.149.24.67&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Social networking&lt;br/&gt;        facebook.com 69.171.224.11&lt;br/&gt;        twitter.com 199.59.149.230&lt;br/&gt;        tumblr.com 174.121.194.34&lt;br/&gt;        livejournal.com  209.200.154.225&lt;br/&gt;        dreamwidth.org  69.174.244.50&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Live Streaming Content&lt;br/&gt;        stickam.com 67.201.54.151&lt;br/&gt;        blogtv.com 84.22.170.149&lt;br/&gt;        justin.tv 199.9.249.21&lt;br/&gt;        chatroulette.com 184.173.141.231&lt;br/&gt;        omegle.com 97.107.132.144&lt;br/&gt;        own3d.tv 208.94.146.80 &lt;br/&gt;        megavideo.com 174.140.154.32&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Television&lt;br/&gt;        gorillavid.com 178.17.165.74&lt;br/&gt;        videoweed.com 91.220.176.248&lt;br/&gt;        novamov.com 91.220.176.248&lt;br/&gt;        tvlinks.com 208.223.219.206&lt;br/&gt;        1channel.com 208.87.33.151&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # Shopping&lt;br/&gt;        amazon.com 72.21.211.176&lt;br/&gt;        newegg.com 216.52.208.187&lt;br/&gt;        frys.com 209.31.22.39&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;        # File Sharing&lt;br/&gt;        mediafire.com 205.196.120.13&lt;br/&gt;        megaupload.com 174.140.154.20&lt;br/&gt;        fileshare.com 208.87.33.151&lt;br/&gt;        multiupload.com 95.211.149.7&lt;br/&gt;        uploading.com 195.191.207.40&lt;br/&gt;        warez-bb.org 31.7.57.13&lt;br/&gt;        hotfile.com 199.7.177.218&lt;br/&gt;        gamespy.com 69.10.25.46&lt;br/&gt;        what.cd 67.21.232.223&lt;br/&gt;        warez.ag 178.162.238.136&lt;br/&gt;        putlocker.com 89.238.130.247&lt;br/&gt;        uploaded.to 95.211.143.200&lt;br/&gt;        dropbox.com 199.47.217.179&lt;br/&gt;        pastebin.com 69.65.13.216&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here’s a tip for the do-it-yourself crowd: Go to your computer’s Start menu, and either go to “run” or just search for “cmd.” Open it up, and type in “ping [website address],” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Once you have the IP for a website, all you really need to do is enter it like you would a normal URL and hit enter/press go. Typing in “208.85.240.231” should bring you to the front page of AO3, for example, just as typing “174.121.194.34/dashboard” should bring you straight to your Tumblr dashboard. Since we’re obviously bracing for the worst case scenario which would involve you not being able to access the internet regularly, you should, save this list.&lt;/pre&gt;
&lt;script src="http://pastie.org/3038363.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15416035554</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15416035554</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:13:52 -0600</pubDate><category>SOPA</category><category>DNS</category><category>IP address</category><category>stumbleupon</category><category>net neutrality</category></item><item><title>"As non-neoclassicists began to reappropriate IPE as a term for their study, a movement began within..."</title><description>“As non-neoclassicists began to reappropriate IPE as a term for their study, a movement began within the neoclassicists to incorporate political economy into their school of thought. Called New Political Economy, or ultra-orthodox economists, these were a select few at Chicago, George Mason and Virginia. The crux of this school is the belief that to account for economic behavior, you have to take into account human behavior. Humans, in turn, are egoist, self-involved decision-makers who are out to maximize their interests and needs. These new neoclassicists began to expand their theories to household economics, best embodied by Becker’s statement “Children are like refrigerators”. This launches the Chicago School and begins the colonization of anthropology and law and sociology by economic theories as formulated by ultra-orthodox neoclassicists.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;I kid thee not. This is not only how I take notes, but this is just a smidge of what we talked about in my Great Books in International Political Economy. &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15349207728</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15349207728</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:42:08 -0600</pubDate><category>Notes</category><category>Class</category><category>Korbel</category><category>Josef Korbel</category><category>political economy</category><category>IPE</category></item><item><title>Too bad this ship never existed.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx91r8g2rL1qa5ijvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Too bad &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Britannia" target="_blank"&gt;this ship&lt;/a&gt; never existed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15268419966</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/15268419966</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:06:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Today is my grandfather&amp;#8217;s birthday.
He lived through the Depression, and, if I&amp;#8217;m not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Today is my grandfather&amp;#8217;s birthday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He lived through the Depression, and, if I&amp;#8217;m not mistaken about his age, the Flood of &amp;#8216;27. He still jokes that the Japanese decided to give them best fireworks display ever for his birthday. He didn&amp;#8217;t celebrate his birthday in 1941 because he was having to help his family work in the fields, but he ended the day knowing he would go to war after Pearl Harbor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Makes you think.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13862477523</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13862477523</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:27:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>deadpresidents:

•This is an Historically Accurate Transcription...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnzdoaDs11qz9szto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadpresidents.tumblr.com/post/13847936354/othis-is-an-historically-accurate-transcription" target="_blank"&gt;deadpresidents&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•This is an Historically Accurate Transcription starring President Herbert Hoover and President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh, don’t bother getting up or anything.  It’s not like I’m still President until noon.  Yeah, that’s not disrespectful at all.  I’ll just go ahead and pay respects to you.  No reason to abide by 150 years of tradition when Franklin D. Roosevelt is involved, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; My legs are like Americans after four years of your Presidency, Mr. Hoover:  They don’t work.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; My apologies, Mr. President-elect.  Maybe someday an inventor will figure out a way for people like you to get around more easily — like, I don’t know, a chair with wheels on it?  Imagine the ingenuity!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; I know that you’re bitter because I kicked your ass in the election, but what I really want to know is why you have a permanent look of disgust on your face.  You’re either a sour, angry man or need to go to the bathroom really bad.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; You know, I was always curious — are you a beard for Eleanor or are you just naturally attracted to women who look like their faces caught on fire and were extinguished with a sock full of rocks?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; Do you feel more in touch with the average American now that you’re going to be unemployed?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; I’ll answer that question when you tap dance.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; Another joke about my disability.  Classy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; Since you were late arriving at the White House and then broke tradition by rudely forcing me to come outside and greet you, I took it upon myself to think of some helpful hints for living in the Executive Mansion.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; I’m sure this isn’t going to be the least bit mean-spirited.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; Basically, it’s just a map of where the elevators are, President Linguine Legs.  You might want to install some fire alarms, too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; That’s very nice of you.  Should I call you if I want the economy to suffer a devastating and spectacular crash?  You seem to be the expert on instigating financial disasters.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; You must save a lot of money on shoes.  Do you just have one spotlessly clean pair with soles that have never touched the ground?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; Being able to get by wearing the same pair of shoes is helpful, especially since your economic policies since 1929 forced me to eat my other shoes for sustenance.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; This may be harsh, but I hope you find yourself engulfed in a vicious World War with the future of the world at stake and end up dying JUST before the end of the conflict.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; Or, I could follow the precedent that you set and do absolutely nothing to rectify problems.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOOVER:&lt;/strong&gt; Does Eleanor get confused and eat out of your dog Fala’s bowl, or is she able to figure out which one is hers?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FDR:&lt;/strong&gt; Totally uncalled for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13857062666</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13857062666</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:14:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This entire conversation is based around this album</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3oo1TWhQ1qa5ijvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://music.yahoo.com/viper/albums/youll-cowards-dont-even-smoke-crack--205984659" target="_blank"&gt;This entire conversation is based around this album&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13195431670</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/13195431670</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:28:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Korbel</category><category>grad school</category><category>rap</category><category>hip hop</category><category>southark</category><category>el dorado</category></item><item><title>If the SEC were a high school</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Bama would be the Jock that is always pretty big, but has to make up stories about how he was being tackled by 3 guys in the backfield before he threw the 60 yard perfect spiral for a TD to win the game, when in reality he just threw a 3 yard screen pass. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Arkansas is kid that everyone knows, but can&amp;#8217;t remember their name. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Auburn is the hippy kid that acts they don&amp;#8217;t care about what people are saying about the jock, but in reality, it eats them up on the inside. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Florida is the stoner that somehow always ends up with the good looking girl, prior to his arrest. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Georgia is that kid that always complains that the teachers hate him, and are unfairly singling him out. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kentucky is the fat kid no one likes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;LSU is the gangsta that loves to beat people up on the playground, but everyone is too scared to tell on him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ole Miss is that homely little girl that wishes she could be pretty enough to be noticed by any of the boys in her class. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mississippi State is that fun loving guy that is all the girls &amp;#8220;best friend.&amp;#8221; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;South Carolina is the kid that talks about all the stuff he did over the summer, but in reality he just sat home and played atari. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tennessee is the kid that was hot stuff in middle school, then broke out in Acne once he hit 9th grade and no one talks to anymore. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Vandy is that really really smart kid, that when provoked enough will punch you in the nose and beat the crap out of you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12840329555</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12840329555</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:17:09 -0600</pubDate><category>SEC</category><category>Arkansas</category><category>Alabama</category><category>Auburn</category><category>Tennessee</category><category>Ole Miss</category><category>Kentucky</category><category>Mississippi State</category><category>Florida</category><category>Georgia</category><category>Vanderbilt</category><category>South CArolina</category><category>College</category><category>college football</category><category>College</category><category>college sports</category></item><item><title>MERIKUH</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lun2f32yC11qa5ijvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MERIKUH&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12781516025</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12781516025</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 01:06:36 -0600</pubDate><category>AMERICA</category><category>MERIKUH</category><category>MERICA</category><category>MERIKA</category></item><item><title>If I won the lotteryI&amp;#8217;d smash ancient potteryBurn a Picasso with cigarsWreck multi-million...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If I won the lottery&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;d smash ancient pottery&lt;br/&gt;Burn a Picasso with cigars&lt;br/&gt;Wreck multi-million dollar cars&lt;br/&gt;Buy and burn a fancy ship&lt;br/&gt;And sponsor a small scholarship&lt;br/&gt;That way people will think high of me&lt;br/&gt;if I won the lottery. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12727678193</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/12727678193</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:37:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Roflcopter</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte143POLF1qa5ijvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Roflcopter&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/11710812320</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/11710812320</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:26:27 -0500</pubDate><category>Qaddafi</category><category>Gaddafi</category><category>however you spell his name</category><category>libya</category></item><item><title>unmitigatedbullshit:

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

YES THIS</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqk05p4p801ql46cqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unmitigatedbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9426353314" target="_blank"&gt;unmitigatedbullshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;YES THIS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/11676445518</link><guid>http://danielgreen.tumblr.com/post/11676445518</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:15:33 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

