The people at Korbel asked me to send them a bio for the webpage, since I run it and stuff. Here’s what they got:
After inspiring the Alan Parsons Project to write “Sirius” specifically for the 1990s Chicago Bulls team, Daniel Green took a hiatus to focus on academia. After drinking his way through a philosophy-heavy undergraduate degree, he decided to waste time working on frivolous things like “results-based children welfare” and “Presidential campaigns”. He is currently pursuing a masters in an attempt to forestall reentering the job market, and is researching a thesis into the effects that Lemmy, Berlin Trilogy-era Bowie and Iggy Pop might or might not have had on the commoditization of cocaine as a luxury item. A social media gadfly, he is followed on Twitter by Sen. Dick Lugar, Sen. Mark Pryor, Jim Gaffigan, Andrew WK and Kenny Powers. Yes, the Kenny Powers.
